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Old 14-04-2009, 02:09 PM   #40
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"Hi insurance company? My name is XXX and I'm calling to complain"
"What appears to be the matter sir?"
"Well I had an accident this morning and it's now after 1 and I haven't received the payout for my car yet in my account. I have spent the last few hours since lodging the claim researching insurance companies on automotive forums, so I know you are delaying my claim"
"Sir your vehicle is on it's way to be assessed and..."
"Assessed? Don't you believe me when I tell you my 1989 EA GL is worth $35,000? You know that is what it will cost me to replace it?"
"Sir, an assessor will call you and advise what the current market value is"
"I knew you will do this, never want to pay me, I have posted this in a forum, now I'm calling the Ombudsman"
Caller hangs up.
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