The F3
Just before the Ourimbah servo
Some genius thinks it's cool as hell to tailgate/honk horn/flash lights because I'm in the right hand lane doing 120 while to the left of me is a line of 6 cars just having merged from the onramp.
Genius in Pajero (co incidence?) then passes me as soon as,and I mean AS SOON AS, the last car on the left is passed not even giving me time to merge left which I had planned to do anyway as I needed go go juice.
While passing this idiot flashes some form of I.D/badge at he's window and extends he's middle finger.
I wave back and giggle visibly at the irate ****eronwheels.
A few minutes later I pull into the station at a pump and who do you think serves to pull up an inch behind me at the pump?
MR PAJERO
Mr Pajero is all of 5ft tall and a 50kgs dripping wet but my oh my he's all puffy chest tapping on my boot and pointing.
There's a very nice girl next to me filling up her hairbrush on wheels who throws me a 5 second courtesy flirt as I exit my vehicle to expose my sleeved up 6 ft 300lbs self and inform Mr Pajero quietly that if he doesn't settle down he's going to cause a fight and if he's not careful it'll be with me.
I fill up.
He's in the line 3 people behind me talking to he's fat & ugly wife about slow drivers very audibly and as I get to the counter the comments turn to immortal lines like "he pays like an old woman too" which serves to illicit a giggle from Miss Cashier.
I simply whisper to her "pajero drivers" and she LOLs.
I pick up my marlboros and strawberry milk and as I exit the store contemplate dropping the shoulder into this guy but decide on discretion.
En route back to the pump the idea to deflate he's tyre crosses my mind but the smart guy in m decides this could be unsafe.
It's kind of late and empty so I sit in my car and sip some milk & adjust the jatz for a few more hours motoring.
Horn honks
I get out and let fly with a 30 second barrage at this guy and to my amusement he swiftly locked he's door
20 minutes later who do I see by the roadside?
Mr Pajero stopped by the green unmarked XR8 that used to roam the F3!
Not an isolated incident.During the 80kmph roadworks section , where it's one lane, I've had professional F1 drivers tailgate and the like because heaven forbid I'm doing 80 in the highly patrolled single lane roadworks section.
In closing some people don't deserve cars.
The road is not yours it's ours.
Think a little bit about the traffic & conditions.Driver courtesy goes a long way in road safety
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