Went for my licence in a small town, drove a very well known car on my L's for about 4 months (just up and back to the shops, all of 500m). Went to cop shop, he asked why i was there, i told him, he laughed and said "did you just drive here illegally to get your licence?" i nervously laughed, he said "here turn that on" and pointed to the machine that takes the licence photos..
Mind you, that town had hardly any signs, no road markings, nowhere to reverse park, no round abouts and no traffic lights...
Then lost my license 2 weeks later overtaking a road train..