Audi RS6 Crash

[Leah]

Hi everyone,
Just got sent this in an email and although we've all seen many crash pics, I'd not seen this one before. Anyway, if its been posted before, mods please feel free to delete.

Cheers,
Leah :

(ex) Audi RS 6 Twin turbo V8 @ 250km/h +

Driver got out, walked away and called emergency on his phone . Take note -this is one car not two.

[MO]

Bloody Hell!!!!!

[Gunns]

Wait for it................ It will buff out!

Damm how lucky can you be to walk away from that!

[Polyal]

Originally Posted by Gunns

Wait for it................ It will buff out!

Ban him, ban him now! :

Thats insane, that tree/pole still looks alright considering.

[Lukeyson]

*speechless*
OUCH

[fordxrtfan]

Originally Posted by XR8fella

*speechless*
OUCH

ME TOO!

[Falcon Freak]

Lucky he didn't have other people in the car with him.

FF

[XCSEDAN]

that guy is VERY lucky....
250 kays on a road with a bend like that.... were they insane?
i'd love to see the phonecall to the other half
"ummm honey... i just crashed the car at 250 kays... so yeah now we need to sell the house to pay off the loan"
"excellent" (that would be the vodafone version)

[vandrsxr6]

Looks like the drivers saftey cell held up nicely.

[charles_wif_xf]

I'm speechless, I am totally without speech

[DJR David]

Now that's what I call a sunroof.....

[GXL078]

I doubt he would have been so lucky in a right hand drive car. But then, maybe he would have it the pole with the other side anyway.

[Bucket]

Originally Posted by charles_wif_xf

I'm speechless, I am totally without speech

Thankyou Dictionary.com ;)

Shot gun the wheels

[new2ford]

Extract from Audi driver's handbook?:
To reassemble, rotate rear section 180 degrees, reattach bolts A, B, C, D, M and N to nuts U, V, W, T, Q and Z.
Reattach wiring looms as per colours (red to red, blue to blue etc).
Place console lid on console engaging tabs A and B, reattach mobile phone charger.
Reaffix cargo cover blind clicking into fasteners G and H at each side.
Roll roof back into place using "sardine tin" key supplied (part no. VWG J00000003XE).
Tuck airbags neatly back into containers, taking care not to crease corners.
Plug exhaust system back into hole A at front and hole B at rear.
Reverse left rear wheel with hub side inwards.
Plug in right side replacement kit (Part no. VWG 000000000000000004XE).
Affix run-flat spare to right front using whatever attachment points available.
Straighten windscreen wipers using gentle pressure between left thumb and right palm (reverse hands for rear wiper).
Sew up upholstery tears using Audi needlework kit (Part no. VWG 01AA).
Replace mobile phone SIM card.
Blow into catalytic converter tube and reconnect (take care not to suck).
Start engine and drive to closest Audi dealer for oil change and polish.

[Dave_au]

Originally Posted by new2ford

Extract from Audi driver's handbook?:
To reassemble, rotate rear section 180 degrees, reattach bolts A, B, C, D, M and N to nuts U, V, W, T, Q and Z.
Reattach wiring looms as per colours (red to red, blue to blue etc).
Place console lid on console engaging tabs A and B, reattach mobile phone charger.
Reaffix cargo cover blind clicking into fasteners G and H at each side.
Roll roof back into place using "sardine tin" key supplied (part no. VWG J00000003XE).
Tuck airbags neatly back into containers, taking care not to crease corners.
Plug exhaust system back into hole A at front and hole B at rear.
Reverse left rear wheel with hub side inwards.
Plug in right side replacement kit (Part no. VWG 000000000000000004XE).
Affix run-flat spare to right front using whatever attachment points available.
Straighten windscreen wipers using gentle pressure between left thumb and right palm (reverse hands for rear wiper).
Sew up upholstery tears using Audi needlework kit (Part no. VWG 01AA).
Replace mobile phone SIM card.
Blow into catalytic converter tube and reconnect (take care not to suck).
Start engine and drive to closest Audi dealer for oil change and polish.

Slow friday for you too?

[Bossxr8]

Silly bloke left his keys in the ignition, might get stolen. :

[matt-chops]

It was ninjas... had to be ninjas.

[Pedro]

Yeah that one's been around before. It was either on this forum or one of the others a few weeks ago.

[burnz]

gee i'm bent how about you
nah...i'm cool lets split
ok you wanna do it again
yeah cool

[Van D]

Holy crap how lucky is that!

[70caprigt3k]

I love RS6's so much, its a shame to see one this way. Cheap twin turbo V8 half cut anyone?

[gngtho]

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL CRUMPLE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRECKING GOING CHEAP AUDI RS, left hand side parts avail only!!!!!!


Phone call to the wife............................

H: uuuuummmm I want a devorce!
W: Why?
H : don't ask why. Ohh and im not i the country any more.
W: but but but but!!
H: look you can buy me out of my half of the car ok.
W: dont you want it any more
H Nahh i want a sedan.

[irsa76]

And this is why you DON'T swerve to avoid rabbits!

[MO]

Originally Posted by irsa76

And this is why you DON'T swerve to avoid rabbits!

Rabbit..I didn't see any rabbit.

mind you given the road I can't see 250+ks either.

Bad workmanship?

[JAZSXY]

ive seen that before, its amazing the whole car is destroyed apart from the drivers & drivers rear door and seat.

[GXL078]

Look at all the wiring! Haven't they heard of multiplexing?

[Bent8]

Looks like this guy had some help from the fella upstairs...if ya know what I mean.

[DJM83]

Thats my dream car. Maybe i can pick that one up cheap and repair it. Did anyone see chuck norris leaving the scene :

[chich]

This happened quite a while ago and apparently the driver is in one of the pics shown above. He can consider himslef a very very lucky man.

[huggiebear]

i wonder if he exited through the door?

im sure its fixable... if V8 supercars can drive around with their car held together with duct tape im sure an audi can too ;)