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28-01-2009, 03:30 PM
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Former BTIKD
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunny Downtown Wagga Wagga. NSW.
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This was sent to me today.....If it's a repost mods, wipe it please.
Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? ' BMW 3 Series forums...'Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.' VW Beetle forum...'The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)' Yugo Forum...'When's the last time yours ran?' Lamborghini forum...'Wind noise around 210MPH' Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)' Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) ' Daimler forum...'Where to get a service on my Rolex?' Toyota Camry Forum....'Problems parallel parking at Gala bingo.' Range Rover Forum...'Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?' Delorean forum...'Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. ' Honda Accord forum...'Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.' Toyota Yaris forum...'Do our cars use AAA's or AA's?' Ferrari forums...'Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.' Porsche forums...'Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?' Mini forum...'Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)' Dax Cobra forum...'I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?' McLaren F1 forum...'Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.' Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in fuel.' Fiat forum...'Hello? Am I the only member? ' Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ?? ' Chevy pickup forum...'How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? ' Supra Forum...'Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.' Volvo forum....'What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.' Opel Corsa Forum...'m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite' Nissan Micra forum...'When i get a skyline........... Jaguar forum...'Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car?? ' Alfa Romeo forum...'Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins?? ' Porche Cayene forum...'Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket? Hyundai Forum: Why do people wave their "winke" finger at me, now I have lowered the excel and put on mags with a sports muffler. Holden Camira Forum: Has anyone else out there managed to rebuild their motors in less than Four hours. I have, after the 10th time. Subaru Outback Forum: Do I have to have a B grade trophy wife, Labrador and a snotty brat to join.
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Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
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28-01-2009, 03:34 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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28-01-2009, 03:39 PM
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Former BTIKD
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunny Downtown Wagga Wagga. NSW.
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Bugger
 I'll get it shut!
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Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
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28-01-2009, 04:15 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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Location: Melbourne
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28-01-2009, 03:36 PM
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Formerly FPVwannabe
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hills Area, Sydney
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No Commodore or Falcon forum quotes?
Nice though
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28-01-2009, 03:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Gisborne Victoria
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Leave it on I say. I got a laugh and others will to. Wasn't going to search for it. Old news is new news to those who never heard it.
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28-01-2009, 03:59 PM
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When in doubt, GAS IT!!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lower Eyre Peninsula, SA
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"Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'"
"Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '" 
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28-01-2009, 03:57 PM
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Chasing a FORD project!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: adelaide
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Holden commodore VN forum - are we all fully sick yet?
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28-01-2009, 06:19 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
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" Do I paint the rest of the bodykit, or not? " " Im looking at buying a VN. The 3 idiot friends? Its a package deal, right? " " New forum member, new VN owner.. where do I pick up the white baseball caps? BA XR6 Forum - " Ok, pretty sure it was my idea to get one first, and every one had to follow didnt they!?... " AU Forum - " I bought an AU, I love it.... but how do I make it better looking? " " Altezza lights anyone? " VL and/or VL Turbo Forum - " Its still a turbo! Dammit you guys! Dammit! Its a turbo! " " WTB : Cheap BOV " " WTB : 19s, I paid $2k for the car, I willing to pay $3k for the wheels " " WTB : Turbo badges. " XE Falcon & VC Commodore Forums - " It still runs, who would have thunk it? " " WTB : Mis-matching panels?? " |
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28-01-2009, 06:24 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
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Hahaha!, thats cool!
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28-01-2009, 07:56 PM
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chuck miller ford texas
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Kalgoorlie
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Gold!
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28-01-2009, 04:01 PM
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XY Driv3r
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Gemini Forums - Cuttting springs is our way of life
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28-01-2009, 04:08 PM
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Wait? What?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tassie
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Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ??
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28-01-2009, 04:23 PM
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OCD keeps me busy...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Melbourne
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Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in fuel.'
Gold...
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28-01-2009, 04:48 PM
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Formally Kia Chaser
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Newcastle
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Commodore Forums: Holden just beat Ford to introducing new features on the Commodore!
Falcon Forums: When does the Falcon get the new stuff thats on the Commodores? Kia Forums: If you tell them it's a Hyundai, it doesn't sound as crap. Torana Forums: WTB: Any parts for sale EF Forums: Signs of a leaking head gasket? AU Forums: Aquired Taste... B Series Forum: Difference between BA and BF? VL Forums: How to fit a Supra Gearbox & How much does one cost? FPV Forums: Not another sticker package model HSV Forums: Not another sticker package model.
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Kia Grand Carnival (2006) Silver, Grill Mesh, Tints, Sidesteps (with lights), Towbar, 7" Touch Screen DVD Tuner with intergrated GPS & Bluetooth, Roof Mounted Flip Down 15.1" LCD Screen, Reverse Camera - 184Kw HSV Clubsport R8 VY (2003) Black, 6sp Manual, Coulson Seats, Red on black interior, Pacemaker extractors, Twin 2.5" exhaust, Custom Red 20" VE GTS Rims, Custom Red Stitching
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28-01-2009, 04:45 PM
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BF XR6, oh yeah!!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Melton, Vic
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Might be old to some, but I've never seen it before, and others are probably the same. Good stuff I have to say!
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28-01-2009, 04:53 PM
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Meep Meep
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Southside
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I know an Outback owner just like that
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28-01-2009, 06:14 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2008
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never seen this - very funny I liked alot thankyou
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Phantom, T56, leather and sunroof BAmk1 :yeees: Holden special vehicles - for special people
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28-01-2009, 06:11 PM
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335 - STILL THE BOSS ...
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Location: Melb East
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COMMODORE FORUM:
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'73 Landau - 10.82 @ 131mph '11 FG GT335 - 12.43 @ 116mph '95 XG ute - 3 minutes, 21.14 @ 64mph 101,436 MEMBERS ......... 101,436 OPINIONS ..... What could possibly go wrong! Clevo Mafia [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] |
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28-01-2009, 06:28 PM
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335 - STILL THE BOSS ...
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28-01-2009, 06:49 PM
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OCD keeps me busy...
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28-01-2009, 07:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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BA Forums: Something funny going on with my handbrake???
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29-01-2009, 10:06 PM
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Turbo Falcon Fiend
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28-01-2009, 08:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra Region
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Territory: aka The Iron Oxide forums
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28-01-2009, 08:35 PM
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Bring on the Boss
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BA-BF forums- 4490's Vs 4495's anyone?
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28-01-2009, 09:09 PM
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You dig, we stick!
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28-01-2009, 11:21 PM
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that is gold and most are so very true lol. i have never seen this and would have never gone looking for it either
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28-01-2009, 11:51 PM
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Chasing a FORD project!
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Location: adelaide
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BA XR6 forum- ok pretty sure it was my idea to get one first then everyone else had to copy.
GOLD! So true. BA XR6 forums- how do I get a manual for one and how much it cost? How do I go about turbsing my engine. How much it cost?
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29-01-2009, 12:51 AM
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Ich bin ein auslander
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Location: Loving the Endorphine Machine
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You mean the movie is not true? Shame, I was thinking of testing ours on the stairs at the South Bank parklands.
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29-01-2009, 11:49 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hyundai Excel Forums -
" what do you mean Iv got to now 'put out'? " |
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What do people talk about on car forums?
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Hybrid Mode