Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > The Pub

The Pub For General Automotive Related Talk

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-08-2010, 11:29 PM   #1
Ibrox90
Banned
 
Ibrox90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Adelaide's Southern Subs
Posts: 1,308
Default Awesome car ad.

Looking for a new project i came across this today thought it was very funny and would based on the comedy.

"For sale. 1980 VC Commodore.
Lets be brutally honest. Its an old car. Its got some rust.
The front window leaks and the back window leaks, so parking in the rain or carwashes is out of the question.
The engine leaks some oil and the trans leaks some fluid too so a drip tray is a must.
The paint is old and it looks it too.
On the positive side, this car just keeps on going. I leave it standing for a month or so, then have a need to use it and bugger me it just starts and goes.
Its not particularly cheap to run, but still its been a handy car and has gotten many people out of a scrape when their new cars have had issues. Its been liberally lended out over the years, and never lets anyone down.
Its got a towbar.
Its got a/c but it doesnt work. Could be gotten working, but I dont use it enough to bother.

So bottom line. Its not pretty. Its not clean and tidy. Its rusty but not structurally or in a way that attracts attention. Its got leaks inside and out. Tyres are getting down too.
BUT it goes and goes and goes despite the total lack of care and attention it gets.
Perhaps a good first car?
Perhaps a cheap start point for a race type car?
Perhaps a bash car?
Hell if the Ranger gets in as PM then you can use it as a $2000 trade in on a new car (if you can part with it).

500 bucks and its yours. No offers and I'll be cancelling the rego too to try to recover some of that money. You've been advised.

Marvel at the newly uploaded photos. Ooh and Ahh at the powerful (not) inline 6, featuring spark plugs that are so reliable, they havent been changed in over ten years and who's oily behaviours have most likely saved the cars entire subframe from rust damage.
Go weak at the knees at the 80's inspired interior trim, and front seats featuring adjustable "laid-back" driving style for those clowns who believe that laying on the back seats enhances driving skill and is attractive to the chicky-babes. "


No sure if its legit but i had a giggle

http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?R=9104829&__sid=12A39F65C451&__Qpb=tr ue&Cr=0&__Ns=pCar_PriceSort_Decimal|0||pCar_RankSo rt_Int32|1||pCar_Make_String|0||pCar_Model_String| 0&keywords=&__N=1216%201247%201252%201282%20429496 5857%20901&seot=1&tsrc=allcarhome&__Nne=15&trecs=3 055&silo=1011

__________________

HIS
THUNDER
2004 BA XR8
Blueprint

Mods:
Quad Exhaust, Hi-Flow Air filter, BFtiming chain tensioners, Billet Oil pump gears
stage 2 shift kit, riding on G6ET 18's

HERS
FLASH
BA MKII XR6 Turbo
Phantom Purple
Typhoon front end

Parking your ford after a long day of being Awesome
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Parkin...37774932974038
Ibrox90 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 09-08-2010, 11:36 PM   #2
KR1STO
Just another mock-up..
 
KR1STO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In an AU Fairlane somewhere...
Posts: 9,966
Default

hahaha...
I'd buy it just to meet the guy that wrote the ad...!
__________________
Desire isn't driven by the heart, the mind or the wallet.
Desire comes from another place.
It's created by the smell of burnt fuel under full throttle and the look a car gives you when you're washing it alone at night...

see my car here:
Built my own TL50!!!

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
KR1STO is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 09-08-2010, 11:44 PM   #3
Iggypoppin'
Chasing a FORD project!
 
Iggypoppin''s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: adelaide
Posts: 5,114
Default

Good honest ad, no messing around, gets to the point....best ad on eBay I think!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by HSE2
Today we might get beaten at some of our own game. Tomorrow we reinvent it.
Game. Reinvented.

1996 BMW 740iL V8. TV, phone, leather, sunroof, satnav, all as standard. Now with 19" TSW Brooklands, 2 1/2" stainless steel exhaust, plus more coming soon.
Iggypoppin' is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 09-08-2010, 11:48 PM   #4
Phyber
BF= Backend's Farked
 
Phyber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Perth
Posts: 681
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrox90
Go weak at the knees at the 80's inspired interior trim, and front seats featuring adjustable "laid-back" driving style for those clowns who believe that laying on the back seats enhances driving skill and is attractive to the chicky-babes. "

My favourite bit!
__________________

-------------------------------------------
BFII XR6T - ZF box
Racewars 2017 result - 800m @ 229km/h - 1000m @ 241km/h
PB: 317rwkw - 11.94 @ 120mph - 2.093 60'
PB: Stock/208rwkw - 13.594 @ 105mph - 2.297 60'
-------------------------------------------
Phyber is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 09-08-2010, 11:58 PM   #5
Grippy
Racing improves the breed
 
Grippy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: SE Melbourne
Posts: 3,982
Default

10 points for creativity, good for a laugh
__________________
1970 Mini Cooper S Historic Group Nc Touring car

1964 Mini Cooper S Historic Group Nb Touring car

2024 Subaru Outback Touring XT

Victorian Hill Climb Championship
Grippy is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 10-08-2010, 12:38 AM   #6
Mickxr8
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Mickxr8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: republic of wa
Posts: 869
Default

i`d buy it purely to go bunky racing (read racing come demo derby at the end of the day). all on private property of course
__________________
"You can't fight stupid people - there's just too many of them.The internet: Access to all the world's idiots
Mickxr8 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 10-08-2010, 05:54 AM   #7
EB#
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
EB#'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: North Coast, NSW
Posts: 4,012
Technical Contributor: For members who share their technical expertise. - Issue reason: Constant helpful advice and step by step guides in easy to understand format with pictures. 
Default

Funny ad for the Commodore....

Reminds me of an ebay ad for a BMX I saw a couple of years ago:
http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/d...g?t=1281383586
EB# is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 10-08-2010, 08:30 AM   #8
Den76
Phantom cruiser
 
Den76's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Sunshine,Vic
Posts: 70
Default

HAHAHAHAHA

"Marvel at the newly uploaded photos. Ooh and Ahh at the powerful (not) inline 6, featuring spark plugs that are so reliable, they havent been changed in over ten years and who's oily behaviours have most likely saved the cars entire subframe from rust damage."

Good find

Oily behaviours saved the subframe LOL
Den76 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 08:37 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL