Post your rice!

[Greenhorn]

heres my paddock basher, the other sides painted in house paint and it had a weathercock screwed to the roof now its giving up its good bits for my next daily

[Dezza]

Originally Posted by 87xfdriver

Genuine ricer images.

Honestly, driving around with an unpainted front bumper is rice at it's most extreme! Only an idiot would do that. : :

As for the Megane, bahahahahahaha. It has a spoiler on top of the spoiler! As for the rest of the car :

[Geez Louise]

Originally Posted by sfr rob

ok here we go, those of you in the S/E Suburbs, you may have seen this thing putting along Ferntree Gully Rd, Stud Rd. It is in close proximity to where this thing sits most days, Today i actually made a U turn in the truck to take some photos of it, so i hope you guys appreciate it! and YES, a female drives it.
I took a shot of the front but i couldnt get close enough, it came out blurry, anyway, there is a big bonnet scoop glued onto the bonnet, a HUGE front bar with adjustable front lip :

Where is the "P" plate on it???

[TadKa]

Originally Posted by Fairmont99

www.prostreetromania.ro

lol

AHAHAHA This guy is a cross between Roger Cordia and Borat.

[cowboy]

Originally Posted by sfr rob

ok here we go, those of you in the S/E Suburbs, you may have seen this thing putting along Ferntree Gully Rd, Stud Rd. It is in close proximity to where this thing sits most days, Today i actually made a U turn in the truck to take some photos of it, so i hope you guys appreciate it! and YES, a female drives it.
I took a shot of the front but i couldnt get close enough, it came out blurry, anyway, there is a big bonnet scoop glued onto the bonnet, a HUGE front bar with adjustable front lip :

That's the ugliest car I have ever seen. Turned me right off my smoko.

[cowboy]

Originally Posted by Fairmont99

www.prostreetromania.ro

lol

Some way hot chicks over there. Should ship the F6 over and rule the streets!

[Geez Louise]

Originally Posted by TadKa

AHAHAHA This guy is a cross between Roger Cordia and Borat.

Roger Cordia would have done it better!!!

[87xfdriver]

ok here we go, those of you in the S/E Suburbs, you may have seen this thing putting along Ferntree Gully Rd, Stud Rd. It is in close proximity to where this thing sits most days, Today i actually made a U turn in the truck to take some photos of it, so i hope you guys appreciate it! and YES, a female drives it.
I took a shot of the front but i couldnt get close enough, it came out blurry, anyway, there is a big bonnet scoop glued onto the bonnet, a HUGE front bar with adjustable front lip

thanks for those pics: what kind of person would actually drive it let alone go to the trouble of doing that to a defenseless motor vehicle? It looks like the the ultimate retarded two bit hooker-mobile.

200 bucks and not a bid. Love the guys name too. lol

Love the dash wiring

[vandrsxr6]

Originally Posted by sfr rob

ok here we go, those of you in the S/E Suburbs, you may have seen this thing putting along Ferntree Gully Rd, Stud Rd. It is in close proximity to where this thing sits most days, Today i actually made a U turn in the truck to take some photos of it, so i hope you guys appreciate it! and YES, a female drives it.
I took a shot of the front but i couldnt get close enough, it came out blurry, anyway, there is a big bonnet scoop glued onto the bonnet, a HUGE front bar with adjustable front lip :

Hahaha.............yeah I've seen this car plenty fo times. Must live in Rowville. Every time i see it i never have a camera.

Has to be ugliest car ever. I nearly spew everytime i see it.

[Fev]

Originally Posted by Dezza!

Honestly, driving around with an unpainted front bumper is rice at it's most extreme! Only an idiot would do that. : :

As for the Megane, bahahahahahaha. It has a spoiler on top of the spoiler! As for the rest of the car :

HEY your insulting the all destroying, PRRIMMMERRR DESTROYEERRRR!!!
NEVER!

[sfr rob]

Originally Posted by vandrsxr6

Hahaha.............yeah I've seen this car plenty fo times. Must live in Rowville. Every time i see it i never have a camera.

Has to be ugliest car ever. I nearly spew everytime i see it.

It sounds like it looks too.......
I have restrained my self from actually taking photos of it for a long time, but i just had to since this thread came up

[Dezza]

Originally Posted by Fev

HEY your insulting the all destroying, PRRIMMMERRR DESTROYEERRRR!!!
NEVER!

Which one's that? The Megane or the Excel?

The black bumper comment was a joke since I've been getting around with a black bumper for months!

[boss-290]

You know you’re a ricer when your car can’t clear the pebbles in your driveway
You know you’re a ricer when you have a Type-R coffee mug
You know you’re a ricer when you have a giant muffler for your assRice , You know you’re a ricer when you have a “My other car is a civic” bumper sticker
You know you’re a ricer when you have neons for your pants
You know you’re a ricer when your car is sponsored by Uncle Ben’s
You know you’re a ricer when you get free chopsticks in the mall parking lot
You know you’re a ricer when you cant see cop car lights thru ur tinted windows
You know you’re a ricer when your spoiler can’t clear low-flying aircraftRice You know you’re a ricer when you’re driving a bowl full of noodles
You know you’re a ricer when your decals conceal your entire yellow paint job
You know you’re a ricer when you have chopsticks for short shifters
You know you’re a ricer when have a spoiler collection
You know you’re a ricer when your name is victor and your chin hits the steering wheel
You know you’re a ricer when you have so many dash toys you can’t see out ur windshield
You know you’re a ricer when you have alteeza taillights on ur house
You know you’re a ricer when you get kicked out of the AirCare building
You know you’re a ricer when you lost to a bike in a drag race
You know you’re a ricer when you have neons and ground effects for your bed

you Might be a rice boy if...

you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking *** on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose, ****ed of bumble bee, or just plain crap
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

[bowsaw]

How true, cover a lot of people in Fords i reckon.

[87xfdriver]

This one is genuine rallyart







I don't if that last one is any good with the reflection but its a Momo steering wheel with carbon fibre panelling with two big red buttons on either side- anyone know what they're for?

[87xfdriver]

the rear spoiler is adjustablke angle carbon fibre

[XHUTE6]

those buttons are for the NOS that MRBSHI is gonna get fitted in the dreams of himself and his mates

[Mongoose]

hahaha, this thread is gold. I should bring a camera into work, some good laughs there!

[J_Tank]

Does it matter what they're for? They look fully hectic!

[Fev]

Originally Posted by Dezza!

Which one's that? The Megane or the Excel?

The black bumper comment was a joke since I've been getting around with a black bumper for months!

i thought you were talking about Rugers old BA xt with the black primer fpv bumpers, bulge bonnet etc

[Geez Louise]

Originally Posted by XHUTE6

those buttons are for the NOS that MRBSHI is gonna get fitted in the dreams of himself and his mates

They are for the mirror ball and the dancing Elvis!

[Auslandau]

OK. Who here owns this one? Just want to know why SO much money has been spent and for the amount of additions, why oh why was any money spent on the 3.9 ...... even throwing in a 4.0 would have taken alittle bit of rice off.

HUGE list of options with a rebuilt 3.9 with chip and 2.5 exhaust. For what it is, least it was done quite well Every one wants a COBRA! Here tis for sale!!





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[Fev]

that actually doesnt look too bad, i think the stipes break up the weird bulging of the bonnet and front bar

[JasonXT]

I'm up in Queensland(Ipswhich) visiting family at the moment and walked past this one, couldn't resist taking a photo. Also worth a mention, two parks down was a pearl blue subaru with bling bling rims/hub caps? and an exhaust big enough to fit your head in..didn't grab a photo of that little horror though.

[Werd.]

He wants it to be a torana.

[Airmon]

The fins on this thing were too good not to post haha.

[theunfairadvant]

Originally Posted by GK5766

while on my honeymoon in phucket this was the norm...

I have seen 5 people in a bike when i was over in Malaysia and Vietnam.

[Rodp]

Originally Posted by Airmon

The fins on this thing were too good not to post haha.

At least I know where to go now if I need to make a salad...

[DEVL-XR]

This ones a crack up, just check out the number plate!

[King Nothing]

Check this one out, classic rice



All the characteristics of a ricer

- Hairdressers car
- Stupid wing
- Horrible Chromies
- Stockies on the back on the street
- Different colour/metal fuel filler cap (couldn't tell)
- Fart Cannon (set into the bumper)
- Aftermarket wing mirrors that look stupid
- Stickers
- Modified tail lights
- Huge body kit
- Hilarious number plate (4SHWIN)
- Still looks awful and slow as buggery