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Old 02-11-2006, 08:58 PM   #301
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"if you can read this, thank a teacher,
if you can read this in english, thank the defence force"


a mates (he's in the air force).
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:59 PM   #302
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"if you can read this, thank a teacher,
if you can read this in english, thank the defence force"


a mates (he's in the air force).
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:55 PM   #303
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Yeah fuggen aye don't want none of those foreigners here aye, might drink all the beer and root all the sheilas!
hahahaha yeah guilty on the sheilas but u can keep ur beer. more refined is this arab's style!!!! hahha e
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:35 AM   #304
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I hav'nt had a **** all night drinkstable.......
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:36 AM   #305
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my neighbour was lent his mates chrysler, i think, convertible & hemi or something...

a perfect opportunity to get a 'you're ******' sticker and place it under the popup spoiler...

the chrysler owner couldnt understand all this new attention from bogans & barflys, yobbos & dickheads alike...

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Old 04-11-2006, 12:15 PM   #306
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my brothers got one on the back of his car.

it says " suck my drunk, im dick" lol
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:17 PM   #307
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I hav'nt had a **** all night drinkstable.......
ROTFLMAO! Thats the funniest thing i've heard in ages.

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Welcome to texas, Now F^%$ Off!!
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:19 PM   #308
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oh and another one:
From brave heart: You make take my license, but you'll never take my tequila.
This cars constipated, it can't pass a thing
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:19 PM   #309
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To make a better a world, all you need to do is;


1) Keep the play boy bunny in play boy magazines. Get rid of the Playboy trackkies, shirts, hats, seat covers and above all stickers.

2) Stupid stickers like "Narky" (4"x 2') mean nothing to me and make me wish I had a glass cleaning blade in the car.

3) Anymore kid ****ing on object stickers and this kid will be ****ing on your objects.

4) Bundaberg Rum stickers can get f$%^&#.

5) Religious stickers? When you have to stoop to the level of saying "Real men...love jesus." You should throw in the towl.
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Old 05-11-2006, 10:09 PM   #310
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the best one i'v seen is a rip off of the baby on board sign it had 2 little people doing it and said making a baby on board
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:09 AM   #311
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i saw this car the other day in narre warren i think his an afghan ****er
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I know a bloke with a Sylvia featuring a 'sponsored by Centrelink' sticker on the rear windscreen, using their offical logo and colours.
Hey! We're back where I started with this thread! :

Nah, he's okay, and nowhere near being afgan. Just doesn't mind a loud ride!
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Old 06-11-2006, 12:06 PM   #312
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I've got the AFF & E-series ones on my car but the best i've ever seen is "Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional".
can u rememer what car u saw it on????? cos my mums dark blue magna had it... took it off before she sold it
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Old 06-11-2006, 12:25 PM   #313
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at easternats i saw a green VS commy with 'Kawasaki" across the windscreen
ive seen "steal it i need the insurance money!" on an old beat up EA
"dont laugh, my car is paid for" on a telstar
and "UNCATCHABLE" on a VS SS that was pulled over...
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Old 06-11-2006, 12:33 PM   #314
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The best one I have seen is a Holden sticker on the front windscreen of a wait for it....



An R33 Skyline
Yeah I saw this guy in a holden late holden statesman and on his back window he had a wait for it....


fpv sticker.
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Old 06-11-2006, 07:50 PM   #315
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To make a better a world, all you need to do is;


1) Keep the play boy bunny in play boy magazines. Get rid of the Playboy trackkies, shirts, hats, seat covers and above all stickers.

2) Stupid stickers like "Narky" (4"x 2') mean nothing to me and make me wish I had a glass cleaning blade in the car.

3) Anymore kid ****ing on object stickers and this kid will be ****ing on your objects.

4) Bundaberg Rum stickers can get f$%^&#.

5) Religious stickers? When you have to stoop to the level of saying "Real men...love jesus." You should throw in the towl.
Agree with all except No. 4
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Old 06-11-2006, 08:26 PM   #316
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my ute has a huge (80cm by 20cm) sticker on the windscreen saying: Chimaira
its a heavy metal band

and i have the Metal Mulisha skulls in each of my utes 1/4 windows
but im allowed to do that - i ride motoX

and a 3" pentagram on my front window (where the rear vision mirror is)
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Old 26-03-2007, 12:23 AM   #317
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my escort came with a sticker on it "i'm always in the *****, only the depth varies" pretty tacky, love the idea of BIG STICKER. my ef has a small pacemaker sticker on the back window and tiny dc sticker on the front.
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Old 26-03-2007, 12:58 PM   #318
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On the back of a Holden ute.. complete with bullbar side skirts with truck lights, rm williams sticker on the back window..
ont he tail gate above the tow ball and arrow pointing down and the words "Attach Ford Here"

My brother, when i was just a kids . had a sticker on his Kingswood:
"Belt up and Live"

He reckons he took it off coz he was getting belted up all the time!!
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Old 26-03-2007, 02:24 PM   #319
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I saw on a hotted up toyota corona a while back

"if its too loud youre too old"

seen a few others as well

"if you can read this I have lost my caravan"

on the back of a crappy brown VK commo

"COMMONWHORE"
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Old 26-03-2007, 03:41 PM   #320
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Had a crappy brown VK with "Shut up, Get out & Start pushin" across the back.

The one down here that ****es me off is "They're all Bitches". only ever seen it on commodores.
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Old 26-03-2007, 07:54 PM   #321
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i saw a few on the back window on a VS com ute
All for rum and rum for all
I like animals they,re good in gravy
i did like the animal 1 got a good laugh from that
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Old 26-03-2007, 08:09 PM   #322
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Not really a sticker, but something just as bad.

Saw a V8 Commodore, with a young male driver and had the plates:

WMNYZR (or very similar to it)

Sorry, but that's just plain w@nk!
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Old 26-03-2007, 08:25 PM   #323
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i have a sticker down the rear windows of my panelvan that says "DON'T LAUGH IT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER INSIDE"
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Old 26-03-2007, 08:50 PM   #324
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Ive got the E series back window sticker and a DCsticker thats about 5x5 cm's large. Plain but nice
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Old 26-03-2007, 08:56 PM   #325
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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB

Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'??
Your not local to the area are you?
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Old 26-03-2007, 10:09 PM   #326
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Saw one on a corvette that said "Wrap your **** in fibreglass" and "Does my **** look fat in these tyres" and "Keep Australia Beautiful, drive a Corvette"
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:19 PM   #327
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I like stickers on cars when they give me a good laugh...

A couple I've had over the years:
"don't like my driving, e-mail me... eat *****@gof*ckyourself.com.au"
"Proud, and blonde of it"
"I'm wearing no socks and matching underwear"

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Old 03-04-2007, 09:24 PM   #328
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i was thinking about getting one that says "VIRGIN CONVERSION (bundy bear) MOBILE UNIT" for the pano
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:51 PM   #329
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I swear, HQ utes must keep Bundaberg Rum and Mac truck in buisness. Or at least make up 90% of there advertising. Seen many covered in Bundy stickers.

Saw a Nissan covered in +20kW castrol stickers all over the rear bumper and sides.
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:55 PM   #330
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I want a Centrelink Racing sticker. Anyone know where i can find one?
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