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31-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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ipodwheels
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How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
Fill it with gas! FORD THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes Found on repairman's doorstep Found on rack daily Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Full Of Rust Deposits Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable Fricker Only Rolls Downhill Fancy Oil Recycling Device Found On Rubbish Dump Frickedd Over Road Disaster! Fricking Oakey's Really Dig'em Fricking Old Retarded Dudes Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation (Sent in by a visitor) Fricking Old Rebuilt Dodge (Sent in by a visitor) Found On Rubbish Dump (Sent in by a visitor) For Old Retired Drunks (Sent in by a visitor) Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family First On Recall Day Fast On Race Day For Off Road Driving Fireball On Rear Damage (Sent in by a visitor) First On Race Day (Sent in by a visitor) First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven (Sent in by a visitor) Fault Of R&D MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage Fricked On Raw Deal Fast Only Rolling Downhill Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA Flip Over, Read Directions Fork Over Remaining Dough Fricking Owners Really Dumb Fricked On Race Day For Old Retired Dutchmen Found On Road Draggin Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster Fricked Over Rebuilt Dodge First On Repair Day FORD Owners Really Dumb LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit I'm not the kind to take offense but i don,t find these funny. What do you guys think?? I mean, it isn't a Ferrari but these are just too much. So are these informational at all or what?? |
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31-10-2006, 01:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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31-10-2006, 02:06 PM
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Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Recall Day Bwahahaha!!! |
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31-10-2006, 02:08 PM
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Starter Motor
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There's a couple of good ones in there. It's all in good fun
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31-10-2006, 02:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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They're older than Jesus
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31-10-2006, 02:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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What do you expect us to say?
"Oh yeh they are so awesome - thanks for posting them up here its been extremely useful"......... |
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31-10-2006, 03:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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lol some good ones in there. All in good fun.
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31-10-2006, 04:34 PM
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I am The Brain!
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Location: Melbourne
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Interesting first post. Not quite sure the value of it on a Ford site, mainly because most Ford fans would have already heard them trillions of times over.
But welcome anyway.....
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31-10-2006, 04:55 PM
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i like this holden one
Heap Of Loosley Designed Engeneering Noncence lol
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31-10-2006, 05:05 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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31-10-2006, 05:07 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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*cough*
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31-10-2006, 05:12 PM
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Forum Director
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Hey, Our Lads Don't Engineer Nothing. Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now. Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises. There's been a fair number of threads of this type over the time AFF has been up & running. |
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31-10-2006, 05:46 PM
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Back where I belong
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Hope our luck doesnt end now
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31-10-2006, 06:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Holden Owners Lick Dick Every Night
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31-10-2006, 06:18 PM
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The 'Stihl' Man
 
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Is it me or is there one of these threads every other week...?  :
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31-10-2006, 06:20 PM
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and that's how it is
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I've heard Holden Owners Lick D**K Every Night before too. That one's cool.
I really laugh about First On Recall Day one, since the last generation Commodore had the most recalls of any aussie car (as far as I am aware) and the VE's already continuing that trend, can any one say fuel leak? Last edited by BigAL_250; 31-10-2006 at 06:22 PM. Reason: Someone posted it before me. |
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31-10-2006, 06:43 PM
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DJR TM#54
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: on my p.c now with internet! ok i'll still use works internet too.
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Heard most of them before but still its all in good fun.
Hears another Holden one. Has Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise
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31-10-2006, 06:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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haha some of them are pretty good, i love ford jokes, there all in good fun and nature. Who ever takes offense to these needs to get a life. Yeh although saying that there are a lot of holden ones i love. "Has Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise" yeh i like that one.
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31-10-2006, 07:02 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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Interesting first post, trying to make friends ?
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31-10-2006, 07:17 PM
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Location: brisbane
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If it was as bad as they say then no one with any common sense would drive one.Which just goes to show they are wrong.They are 3 here in the family and the kids want one,without being prompted,want one as well even down to the colors.
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31-10-2006, 08:56 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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F*cking Oversize Rod Damaging Ipodwheels B*tch
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Quote: Originally Posted by XCPWSF Is there portable speed cameras? Because coming home from school I noticed a cop sitting on the corner, with some box with buttons and knobs, with wires running into one of the big gum trees. Just practicing with the Tazer on a Koala? |
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31-10-2006, 09:03 PM
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Patience is a virtue
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Heaps Of Low Down Engine Noise
Hope Our Luck Doesnt End Now Tons Of Rust And No Accelaration All old as the hills and forgot 99% of em |
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31-10-2006, 09:08 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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 Some really funny ones amongst all... some I had heard before (both holden and ford) and some I had not  :
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31-10-2006, 09:26 PM
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I am The Brain!
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This thread is all class.
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Long Live Cricket - Australia's favourite sport Woohoo 1.6L 1999 Toyota Corolla....feel the power! I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. |
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31-10-2006, 10:18 PM
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Punch it baby, punch it.
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Working hard. If you work hard you get the goodies.
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Agreed, to start with lame American jokes and lame American website link = waste of 38 seconds of my life. I must get back to yelling at the cat...
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31-10-2006, 10:38 PM
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ford...for only real drivers..
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31-10-2006, 11:43 PM
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01-11-2006, 12:05 AM
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no one has put up the most important one..
FIRST ON RACE DAY.. |
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01-11-2006, 12:39 AM
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let it burn
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Its just Holden together. Heaps of loud distressing engine noises. |
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