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11-05-2006, 02:54 PM
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Has V8 envy
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Check out this car ad, I still haven't finished reading it, the laughter was hurting me too much. hope the thread works.
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11-05-2006, 02:56 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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11-05-2006, 02:57 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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1,876,045 kms!! Is it me or is that a missprint??
i like the "White and GOLD special parts" :hihi: Not my cupa tea at all.......
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11-05-2006, 02:58 PM
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Ok i just read the description.. lol that is even funnier..
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11-05-2006, 03:00 PM
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Back in a Ford
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Lots of "Go Fast" Bits lol
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11-05-2006, 03:02 PM
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In the Forced 'lane
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Yeah but is it fast?
Liked this bit. "This car WILL DO the quarter mile."
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11-05-2006, 03:02 PM
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owning V8=having no $$$
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"I got caught buy the police once because of going SO fast but if I khew it was them I wouldnt have to stop because mine (this sport car) is waaay fast and they wouldnt see me again."
This blokes on drug!!! :togo: :togo: :togo: :togo:  : : :
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11-05-2006, 03:04 PM
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lol i dunno bout drugs.. maybe he inherited this car and is a ford driver so he wants to take the micky.
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11-05-2006, 03:06 PM
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Hoax.
Additionally: ODO in the photo is 190,085. The vehicle is also missing the drivers side side skirt and the car has had substantially wide treads that has caused damage to the plastic rainguards in the wheel well. |
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11-05-2006, 03:18 PM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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We shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged.
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11-05-2006, 03:24 PM
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Some one buy me this car.. it has a Cup Holder
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11-05-2006, 03:26 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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11-05-2006, 03:30 PM
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Ford Power, in a Merc?
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.. the worst part is it wouldn't suprise me if he's NOT being sarcastic
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11-05-2006, 03:31 PM
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11-05-2006, 03:32 PM
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Someone call him.
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11-05-2006, 03:33 PM
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11-05-2006, 03:38 PM
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OMG... that made me feel ill.
I hope this kid isnt for real... thats pathetic to say the least! |
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11-05-2006, 03:40 PM
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I'm sure he beats himself at the lights.
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11-05-2006, 03:42 PM
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11-05-2006, 03:42 PM
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302 ED fairmont ghia
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11-05-2006, 03:58 PM
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hunting 300kw's
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11-05-2006, 04:01 PM
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BEU77Y and the BEE55T
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OMG, love it!! All that was missing from the description were a few appropriately placed ulehs and it would have been perfect!
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11-05-2006, 04:11 PM
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Purveyor of filth
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I literally fell off my chair when I read that. That has to be some sort of gag; no one could be that stupid, could they?
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11-05-2006, 04:17 PM
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T3 Terrorist
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Typical Holden dreamer......wa*ker.
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11-05-2006, 04:24 PM
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Drought Breaker
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Things that are talked like that make me wonder why if it is such a good thing why are they getting rid of it?? or moreover "trying desperately" to get rid of this "savage beast" that is "SOOO fast".....
If only there was a treatment for the poor barstards stuck driving commodores my heart goes out to them; it honestly does
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11-05-2006, 04:34 PM
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"I only see Honda in my rear vision mirrors" and the rest of em WAY in front of him.
That looks SOO Crap!!
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11-05-2006, 04:36 PM
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oh and i forgot to add "the Wheels are so fat" yeah that right there so fat that they are taking the paint off in inner guards and will be wrecking the inner side of the tires :P
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11-05-2006, 04:38 PM
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WTF???
This is why, I try to distance myself, away from these Holden bogans, as far as I can.  : :hihi:
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11-05-2006, 04:49 PM
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Bloody hell, a cup holder!
Somewhere to put the crack pipe I suppose. |
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11-05-2006, 04:58 PM
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"great GOLD wheels & rubber tires. You dont get this ofen."
and to think, all this time i've been wasting my time with wooden tyres.
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Fully Sik Commodore with Gold Paint - very funny!
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